HAMSTEAK: The AU
Where everyone is Ham.
BUT KARKAT’S A CHICKEN!
(Source: piippiin)
Via i just saw a body
Julio Diaz has a daily routine. Every night, the 31-year-old social worker ends his hour-long subway commute to the Bronx one stop early, just so he can eat at his favorite diner.
But one night last month, as Diaz stepped off the No. 6 train and onto a nearly empty platform, his evening took an unexpected turn.
He was walking toward the stairs when a teenage boy approached and pulled out a knife.
“He wants my money, so I just gave him my wallet and told him, ‘Here you go,’” Diaz says.
As the teen began to walk away, Diaz told him, “Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you’re going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm.”
The would-be robber looked at his would-be victim, “like what’s going on here?” Diaz says. “He asked me, ‘Why are you doing this?’”
Diaz replied: “If you’re willing to risk your freedom for a few dollars, then I guess you must really need the money. I mean, all I wanted to do was get dinner and if you really want to join me … hey, you’re more than welcome.
“You know, I just felt maybe he really needs help,” Diaz says.
Diaz says he and the teen went into the diner and sat in a booth.
“The manager comes by, the dishwashers come by, the waiters come by to say hi,” Diaz says. “The kid was like, ‘You know everybody here. Do you own this place?’”
“No, I just eat here a lot,” Diaz says he told the teen. “He says, ‘But you’re even nice to the dishwasher.’”
Diaz replied, “Well, haven’t you been taught you should be nice to everybody?”
“Yea, but I didn’t think people actually behaved that way,” the teen said.
Diaz asked him what he wanted out of life. “He just had almost a sad face,” Diaz says.
The teen couldn’t answer Diaz — or he didn’t want to.
When the bill arrived, Diaz told the teen, “Look, I guess you’re going to have to pay for this bill ‘cause you have my money and I can’t pay for this. So if you give me my wallet back, I’ll gladly treat you.”
The teen “didn’t even think about it” and returned the wallet, Diaz says. “I gave him $20 … I figure maybe it’ll help him. I don’t know.”
Diaz says he asked for something in return — the teen’s knife — “and he gave it to me.”
Afterward, when Diaz told his mother what happened, she said, “You’re the type of kid that if someone asked you for the time, you gave them your watch.”
“I figure, you know, if you treat people right, you can only hope that they treat you right. It’s as simple as it gets in this complicated world.”
FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED
ALL THE SLOW CLAPS GO TO YOU
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This is Cinema.
This is the Summer Project that we have assigned ourselves.
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We’ll be posting updates on this lovely project as much as we can.
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Chris Sanders’ Lilo and Stitch pitch booklet
This is a booklet Chris Sanders sent to some Disney execs. in 1998, before they really started developing it.
Sorry to followers who just had to scroll through a long list of thumbnails
Omg the FEELS
Oh my God this song.
I love it.
Is it wrong for me to want it to play at my funeral?
AH maybe I can steal Nick Swardson’s idea and have a normal funeral.
With normal music.
And a closed casket.
(But my body’s not in the casket)
And then in the middle of the service
THE LIGHTS GO OUT
AND THE STROBE LIGHTS COME ON
AND MY BODY SWINGS DOWN FROM THE CEILING ON WIRES
AND SWINGS AND DANCES AROUND
TO THIS SONG.
Yes.
Nobody tell me no the plan is now in motion prepare yourselves loved ones.
^^
Reblogging again just for that.
I can see their faces now.
..HAHAHAHA
I feel so bad for your relatives.
oh my god
Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
really now? that’s interesting…I think. Meh, I don’t really know much about the “Dating game” But whatever. It’s what they like, y’know?




















































